New Year : Jan 2, 05:54 AM

I’ve managed to miss most of the new year resolution drivel on tv and radio, but as proof that I am not immune to the media that swirls in all of our heads, I hereby proclaim these few items as ”Things I will forget about by next week”.

1. Lose weight/Get healthy (I’m still down 10lbs from last year)
2. Stop biting my nails (This worked for 6 months in 1998)
4. Do more stuff so I will have material to bore my meager few readers with.

Alvin…

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